About The Event
When does it start?
Preparation is required to ensure the success of the team.
Clipper Training Tips
Sleep on the shelf in your wardrobe, and replace the wardrobe door with a curtain.
Six hours after you go to sleep, have your spouse whip open the curtain,
shine a flashlight in your eyes, and mumble “Sorry, wrong bunk”, or “your
Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of your bathtub
and move the shower head down to chest level.
Every time there’s a thunderstorm, sit in a wobbly rocking chair, rock it as hard as you can until you’re nauseous.
Buy a waste compactor and only use it once a week. Store up rubbish in
the other side of your bathtub
Wake up at midnight and have a sandwich on stale bread. (Optional: cold canned ravioli or soup).
Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night. When it goes off, jump out of bed and get dressed as fast as you can, then run out into your garden and break out the garden hose.
Use 18 scoops of coffee per pot and allow it to sit for 5 to 6 hours
Raise your door frame threshold sills on both front and back doors so that you either trip over or bump your head on the threshold sill each time you pass through one of them.
Every so often, throw your cat into the swimming pool, shout “Man overboard, ship recovery!”, run into the kitchen and sweep all the pots/pans/dishes off of the counter onto the floor, then yell at your spouse for not having the place “stowed for sea.”
Instead of using a ladder to get on top of your roof, sling a line around the chimney and tie it around your waist, then use it to climb up. Fix the flashing around the chimney using tape while hanging from the line. Do this during a thunderstorm at 3 a.m.